i don’t got no time to fool around, what is this… blah blah… can i get a witness? hells yeah.
good twin’s boyfriend is drinking our wine. what the hell! ok but really, i’m going to focus.
um just kidding, i’m not. know why? because this blog isn’t going to be seen by anyone who wants to give us money, and that’s probably not going to change unless i decide to post a bunch of disgusting pictures of us without any clothes on and i’m sorry folks but that is SO not happening.
traffic, shmaffick. “affiliate” is just a nicer word for “mindless link whore.” all of you people are totally on crack.

February 7th, 2009 at 4:06 am
I am glad there won’t be rampant nudity. It never ends well.
February 7th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Who’s hotter, good twin or evil twin?
February 9th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@bizzy: depends how you define “hot.”
I’m the good twin and I think I’m way hotter, but the evil twin does have her small niche of admirers who would get down on their knees for her.
That is to say, they are *required* to get down on their knees.