A few ideas for evil lens topics:
1. Top 10 tricks to pull on people who are dumb enough to think they can actually make significant money reading email ads or filling out surveys.
(example: enthusiastically build worthless downlines, then sell them on eBay)
2. Sickest jokes ever.
(would include a module for writing your own Aristocrats joke)
3. List [...]
so we discovered this web directory called quassia where you can get your links ranked higher in search engines by contributing articles. over there they refer to pieces of writing as “intel,” because they are geeks who all want to be James Bond.
anyway yesterday the good twin wrote her first intel (yes, on qassia [...]
i don’t got no time to fool around, what is this… blah blah… can i get a witness? hells yeah.
good twin’s boyfriend is drinking our wine. what the hell! ok but really, i’m going to focus.
um just kidding, i’m not. know why? because this blog isn’t going to be [...]
*SMACKDOWN*
shut up and stay out of my blog, beeee-YOTCH.
I know my evil twin is probably way more entertaining and possibly also smarter than I am, but I’m feeling good about my online activities at the moment so she can take all her negativity and shove it up her [CENSORED FOR OBSCENITY & UTTER LACK OF RELEVANCE].
So THERE.
Why must Wordpress shove its words in my blogmouth?
Dear Wordshove, leave me alone.
No love,
the Evil Twin.
